Juliet with her devil eyes and mischievous face, up to no good. But what exactly is she doing?

Gouging out the eyes of a reindeer! Poor Mr Rudolph!

My balls are lookin’ gooooooooood. This close shave really makes things (or rather my Thing) look bigger.. Hmm.

Scroll down for pictorial proof.

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I have always known Mother to have a weird sense of humour. Today she thought it would be hilarious to distract me from any lingering itchiness from my testicular surgery by getting me to run after a ball. Oh the irony.

I LOVE BALLS!

You may not want to proclaim that so loudly, Juliet.

Mumsy makes ball chasing fun! She fills the ball with treats and when I catch it and bring it back, I GETS ‘EM.

Yes. Mother, in her bid to distract me and get us to be more toy oriented, has been dissecting little tennis balls and putting food in the hole.

Then she draws eyes above the opening so it looks like a smiley face! So cute! I love balls! WHEEEEE!

These are the balls Mother is using. They are small and cost her less than S$10 for a pack of 3! (There is one missing from the picture, yes. How observant.)

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It’s been 5 days since I went in for the Big Snip and I’m feeling much less discomfort.

You were such a baby the first few days that Mumsy had to get painkillers (Rimadyl) from the vet for you on the 3rd day!

I’m ignoring you. ANYway, Mother took more pictures of my balls of course. If you really must, you can check them out below. Sigh.

Eeeewwww….

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This is Juliet, reporting live from the living room of our house, bringing you exciting live updates on Romeo’s balls!

Teehee!

So. Not. Funny.

Almost 60 hours in (from the time of surgery) and his balls are starting to look like this (in colour and everything):

A rambutan (click to find out what the heck it is)

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to say goodbye to my 2 best friends, my balls. *sad face*

Rest in peace ballsies!

[Romeo was neutered on 27 December 2011.]

If you want to see a picture of what his “down there” looks like now, after 48 hours from time of surgery, keep going and read the rest of this post.

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Sort of.

Well we kinda did!

No we were only outside! By the giant logo globe thing!

Close enough!

We were at (the outside of) Universal Studios!

Mother took us to Sentosa for a swim then decided to explore parts of Sentosa by foot.

And of course she took lotsa pictures of meeeee!

Of us you mean.

You just happen to be there.

Uh huh.

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I am TWO YEARS old! Wheeeee!!

I’m not yet old like my brother! Double WHEEEEE!!

This year for Christmas Mumsy didn’t get any new Christmas costumes and props. *sad face*

Yea we had to reuse our old stuff. But she did take a heck of a lotta photos! She even got someone with a professional camera, lights and all to do a photoshoot!

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I don’t know about you Juliet but I’m pretty sure our Mother is evil.

Shhhhh!! You are breaking my concentration!! Leeaavvvee iiitttt….