04 Dec 2008

One weird mama

6 Comments Exercise, Fashion, Health

My mother is weird. She thinks I’m a cam-whore even though she’s the one with the aposable thumbs and the camera phone. Still, I must admit that I look downright handsome! (see photos for evidence)

   

best friends

Mother has been shopping for me online alot. She’s already bought me TWO christmas gifts, and a santa hat which I am supposed to wear for our next Sheltie gathering. NOoooo!!! I need to maintain my macho image!! AND she also bought this little red heart pendant that says “best friends” which comes in 2 halves so she can wear one and I can wear the other half. THAT’S SO GAY MOTHER. Still, what could I do but sit obediently as she clipped it on, cooing “ooh, we’re best friends aren’t we Romeo? Mummy looooves you.” Sigh.

In the spirit of trying new doggy things (including how to gay up a manly dog), Mother bought a martingale collar at the recommendation of several sheltie owners from the States. They raved about it and said even if their dog bolts, the collar won’t plop off the dog’s head from all the pulling. I don’t pull so I have no idea why Mother would need this. I think it’s because her father walked me one day when she was out of town and I wasn’t so obedient with him and the collar actually did come off (much to Mother’s horror). The one she got had a metal chain attached to the fabric collar. It’s pretty heavy for my neck! I don’t like it, and Mother was worried that the collar will slip off because of the weight of the chain. I told her to go buy a better all-fabric one, but she just threw up her hands and said “there’s just not much variety in Singapore!”. She’ll find a nice one for me online – one that will of course, match my leash!

Oh oh, Mother’s been very pervy lately. She’s had to rub my balls twice a day! I’ve got a fungal infection on my precious jewels. I think she takes too much pleasure in it really. It’s no fun getting this cold cream touching your sensitive baubles. She said it has cleared up abit so hopefully I won’t have to take much more of her molestation!

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6 Responses to “One weird mama”

  1. Reply Chow Chow says:

    Well hello there! I didn’t realised this is your website until I clicked on it out of curiosity!

    Romeo, you are a cutie but don’t worry, I’m not gay. Your blog is really nice. I’m sure I’ll be dropping by very often!

  2. Reply Romeo says:

    Hello Chow Chow!! I’m so happy you dropped by (and also that you are not gay). Hope to see you soon at WCDR!

  3. Reply Maureen says:

    Wow! Romeo has really grown! He’s become so handsome! His muzzle has grown longer and look at his fur! I can’t wait to meet him at the next gathering.

    Anyway do you know any good place to do dog tags? I want something engraved on. Angela is reprimanding that I ought to be more responsible and give him a tag. HAHA

  4. Reply BC says:

    Hi there! Im Bordercollies in DFS! Haha You sure are funny! Rubbing those baubles! Had me ROFL! Haha when i was young,my best friend gave me that pendent but it was silver in colour but sadly it disappeared.
    BTW Congrats on finding your lost “treasures”. Bet cha like them alot Romeo Mum! HAHAHA ROFL!

  5. Reply Chow Chow says:

    Hi Romeo! I would like to send you my DIY Christmas e-card! Please email my mummy your email address! Thanks!

  6. Reply Romeo says:

    Auntie Maureen, yes I’ve grown! I hope to see you at the next outing too! My Mother misses chatting with you! She says emails just don’t cut it! Mother knows many places online that does nice dog tags! But you can try those places that make ID bracelets for humans. Like Mu-ee? I think next to the bookstore (Page One?) in Vivocity. They have tags and engraving services too! Mother also came across a USB thumb drive ‘dog tag’. You can put in all sorts of your info and Taylor’s info in the thumb drive!

    Hello BC! Trust me, rubbing the baubles was no laughing matter! She uses ice cold lotion from the fridge! Made the baubles even smaller! When you get your pup you should give it a best friends pendant too!

    Chow chow – WOW! I WANT A CARD TOO! I will get Mother to email you!

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