*buzz on the intercom* “Romeo, can I see you in my office please. NOW.”
“Uh-oh. What did I do now?” I wondered as I slowly made my way to Mother’s “office” (aka her room but she likes to feel important).
“Romeo, please sit. Sit. SIT I SAY!”
I comply and look at her with the saddest face I could muster hoping I won’t get into too much trouble. Ohmigod, what if she takes away my treats?!
“It has come to my attention that your adolescence has not ended. I don’t understand. I thought you were all grown up. Explain yourself.”
