This is Juliet, reporting live from the living room of our house, bringing you exciting live updates on Romeo’s balls!
Teehee!
So. Not. Funny.
Almost 60 hours in (from the time of surgery) and his balls are starting to look like this (in colour and everything):
A rambutan (click to find out what the heck it is)
What the..
It is predicted by Mumsy that they will soon look like this (again, in colour and shrivelly-ness):
A raisin
According to sources, a bruise goes through a rainbow of colours before it heals.
1st and 2nd day – bright red!
3rd to 5th day – purpley, black
6th to 7th day – green (ugh)
8th to 9th day – yellowy brown
2-3 weeks – back to normal!
Looks like Romeo has a loooong way to go!
*groan*
Oh! Actual picture of Romeo’s rambutan is below.
Look at your own risk! *shudder!*
Daddy says Romeo is a porn star, what with all these pictures of his private parts on the internet! Heehee!
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Does this remind you of something?
Icing the bruised balls seems to help. Because it was tender to the touch, I got Romeo to sit on a cloth covered pack of frozen peas instead, and he does that willingly. He must really like it. Doesn’t want to get up. Tried a towel rinsed in warm water, but that was not as well received!
He is sleeping soundly now for periods longer than 30 minutes. I hope this means we both get a decent night’s sleep! Fingers crossed!
[Other ball updates: 48 hours after surgery ; 5 days after surgery ; 1 week after surgery ; 1 month after surgery]
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