Mother: “Wowee Romeo, this stuff is great! Who’d have thought a dog’s grooming product would work so well on human hair too!” *rubs Romeo’s fur serum over hair* Romeo: &#.

I can’t tell you how extremely glad Mother didn’t take nudey bath shots of me! But she did take some of me soaking wet (girls, think of it as me in a towel) for some “experiment̶.

Hey Mother! I’m home! *takes off leash* I think need a bath.  Mum? Mum! It’s me! Your beloved Romeo! *blinks* MUM! Wait!  Why are you screaming and running away??  Dirty wet rat? Wha.

The thing my Mother indulges in the most is shopping online (right now she’s looking for stuff for my birthday party which she is planning – MARCH 22 (Sunday) people! Jot that down in your.

The thing my Mother indulges in the most is shopping online (right now she’s looking for stuff for my birthday party which she is planning – MARCH 22 (Sunday) people! Jot that down in yo.

This is going to be a long post, so bear with me puppies. It has been an exciting last 2 weeks! First off, MERRY CHRISTMAS FUR FRIENDS! Mother put me in a silly santa hat and bribed me with tons of t.

I am now officially a MAN. Ok, maybe not. I mean MALE DOG. My balls have decided to show themselves much to my perverted Mother’s delight! They are dangling there for show now. Phew! Had me worr.