Mumsy finally got her new laptop which I’m now hogging! I’ve been wanting to put these pictures up like forever!

What pictures?

The ones of me wearing fairy wings! *prances around*

Oh those. Mother and Father’s wedding you mean. Where they put me in this snazzy tux. The chicks dig it.

Uh huh. Whatever. My wings were pretty and purple and glittery! And remember how we got to wear their rings on ribbons around our necks? Total bling! Loves it!

Mother said she was afraid you’d eat it.

No that was you. Not me.

Oh.

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Romeo & I made a new friend!! Her name is DONUT! She’s super cute and only 3 months old! That’s her picture on the right!

Yes, sadly too young for me. Bah.

*rolls eyes* Anyway, mumsy was saying that Donut’s mum is thinking of feeding her raw and didn’t know where to start so mumskin said she’d show her in pictures and video how she used to feed me as a puppy! I used to swallow without chewing coz I just want to get it in my stomach FAST.

That’s just coz you’re a greedy piglet. We were more than happy to assist Mother in this of course. Thanks to the demo, we had an extra meal!!!! *barks for joy* Here is a pictorial guide on how Mother feeds raw to a pig.. I mean, pup.

NOTE: The following applies to the INITIAL stages of raw feeding. Once the poop is nice and firm, and the dog is good and happily transitioned to raw for a week, 2 weeks or even a month, you will need to change the diet slightly. Will do up a post on that someday soon!

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Mother bellows out to her assistant dog trainer (Father), military style “You! Sit there! Take treats! Give one, only ONE treat per dog, per recall. Call their name only once if possible! Quick! On the double!”

What’s going on Romeo?

It’s more of that 5 minutes a day dog training thing Mother is doing with us.

OHYAY! *jumps around like popcorn*

What yay, they just want us to respond immedia….”

Mother: JULIET!

Father: ROMEO!

*runs to Mother*

*runs to Father*

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*groan* Mother signed up for some e-course online yesterday. That means more training every day!

YAY! More training! More treats! I’m so loving the course already! It’s so much fun!

What exactly is fun about having one’s collar grabbed?!

That’s not all there is! There’ll be more soon, it’ll get more interesting! But the idea is that Mother has to follow the e-course and train for at least 5 minutes a day! She says this will help improve our recall. I don’t really need to improve mine coz mine is FAB-U-LOUS. *beams*

Uh huh.

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Teehee! What fun! Mother just told me about Romeo’s blog! Now it’s MINE! I’m going to post up many pretty pictures of me!

Look at the pretty flower Mother put on me. She’s trying to doll me up for the wedding. She really needn’t try so hard. I’m a gorgeous little girl as it is! *primps*

“You’re the end of the rainbow, my pot of gold,
You’re daddy’s little girl to have and hold.
A precious gem is what you are,
You’re mommy’s bright and shining star.”

Yes! I’m back online. The last few months have been a whirlwind of crazy activity. Let me tell you about the biggest change.

I now have a sister. Her name is usually Juliet. But when she’s doing something wrong, her name is “Sharndah Star Crossed Luva JULIET!!!!!” When she’s being a good girl, her name is “oh Julietti~!”

This is her.

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*buzz on the intercom* “Romeo, can I see you in my office please. NOW.”

“Uh-oh. What did I do now?” I wondered as I slowly made my way to Mother’s “office” (aka her room but she likes to feel important).

“Romeo, please sit. Sit. SIT I SAY!”

I comply and look at her with the saddest face I could muster hoping I won’t get into too much trouble. Ohmigod, what if she takes away my treats?!

“It has come to my attention that your adolescence has not ended. I don’t understand. I thought you were all grown up. Explain yourself.”

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If you haven’t already realised, Mother is a big fan of Nina Ottosson’s toys. HUGE fan.

Here are two old videos Mother made of me playing with the Dog Casino and Dog Brick. Pfffft. Easy peasy!

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Hah! I’m FAMOUS! All famous people are immortalized in drawings and I AM ONE OF THEM! Thanks to a little girlie named Carol who so kindly sketched a picture of me as a Christmas present! How awesome is this!! Carol’s only 12 but she’s going to be a great artist one day, I can tell! This sketch of me is going to be worth tons! THANKS CAROL! I heart you!

Check me out in all my graphite glory.

I’m Santa’s little helper this year (No thanks to Mother. She should have listened to Father who said the ears were a waste of money, but noooo.. “it’s so cute! He’ll look adorable in it!” Boo.) Don’t leave your milk and cookies out for Santa coz I’mma gonna get them! Nom nom nom..

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!